gummy bear + potassium chlorate
and it screams as well. thats pretty much what would happen if we were thrown into a big batch of potassium chlorate. (i mean, yeah we’d scream, but the burning bit, too, so stay away from big batches of potassium chlorate, kids!).
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg
“What the fuck? Elizabeth? Barbossa? Elizabeth, what- oh. OH. Oh, I get it now!”
But really, let’s imagine Elizabeth telling Will no, and just going off with Barbossa to run a badass pirate armada.
i fucking miss this man so much
Fact# 4468: Russia is about the same size as Pluto in surface area.
Mike, I don’t know a single scarer who can do what you do. I know everyone sees us together, they think I’m the one running the show, but the truth is I’ve been riding your coattails since day one. You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
it’s 2013 and there still isn’t a bridge from america to europe
you know we have airplanes right?
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE ACROSS THE FUCKING WORLD